I think this article is just great!
Robert Pattinson this, Robert Pattinson that. You can't leave your house anymore without being assaulted by Robert Pattinson. The name haunts me worse than any tween vampire ever could. Robert Pattinson is all anyone cares about. He's like Brangelina, only stronger, because there's only one of him. That's right. Robert Pattinson is a Hollywood Power Couple all by himself. Let me articulate what's getting on my nerves about Robert Pattinson.
8 - Nobody is this humble! This guy has to have an ego or he wouldn't even be able to leave the house in the morning. Personally, I know people who work the graveyard shift at the local gas station and think they're something special. Here's a guy in one of the hottest movies around and he refuses to talk himself up.
7) He doesn't have a girlfriend. He's 22 and he's not tied into a relationship. He doesn't have a ball or a chain he has to answer to at the end of a long day of filming. What nerve.
6) He's nice to fans. This guy is nice to his fans, a rare trait if ever there was one. I prefer surly, anti-social celebrities. They're easier to hate on.
5) He's had it too easy in Hollywood. Where's all the "paying of dues" actors need to go through in order to become this famous? Pattinson just walked into Tinsel Town one day and they handed him the keys to the place.
4) He doesn't get involved in unnecessary drama. He has no bitter custody case going on. He isn't under arrest for DUI. Compared to Shia LaBeouf this cat is unnatural.
3) Girls love him just a bit too much. RPattz is to girls what spinach was to Popeye. Women go crazy at the sight of Big Rob.
2) He's not going away any time soon. Right now Pattinson can do no wrong. Everybody wants him in their next movie so he can afford to be selective and choose whatever project he wants. We'll all have to deal with him for years!
1) His new haircut. He's supposed to have long vampire hair. Now he looks like a Young Republican.
I know some of you will say "You live in a Free World, if you choose to, you can ignore Robert Pattinson." Uh, no I can't. It's not in the cards. Sure I'd love to be a Robert Pattinson hater, but it just doesn't seem to be in the cards. So far the guy has managed to keep his overall image so positive, there aren't any chinks in his armor.
So far.
Source: http://www.timesoftheinternet.com/39900.html
Drykorn
No Romeo
Stila
LOL, he really is an exquiste creature isn't he?
1"...RPattz is to girls what spinach was to Popeye. Women go crazy at the sight of Big Rob." Mmm, so true.
Great post!
2OMG that was hilarious but true , even if you want to , you can't fight Big Rob power
3gawd...i love that picture in the end..cute!!
4so true! but doesnt anyone just LOVE this man!
there is no one thing you can actually hate
about him! 
51. his age. if he were just a wee bit older i would not feel so cougar dirty.
2. the fact he has not been in more films. i need more movies to obsess over. (i will be patient, this will change).
3. other men's egos. yeah i kind of feel bad for those poor bloaks who dare to stand within 100 yards of him. they do not stand a chance. they need to give up and run to do their shift at the belltower.
4. his music. good grief. as if his looks weren't enough to send a girl over the edge, but throw in musician lust into the mix and we might as well never leave the house. god must have been really frisky the day he created rob. either that or had it against women.
5. the things that irritate him. only rob could pick something as cute as contact lenses hurting his gorgeous eyes to be what really irritates him. now when i am not wasting my day sitting here scouring the web for more rob, i now have to write complaint letters to bausch and lomb. how dare those effers.
6. wants to make a valentine for his pooch. come on rob, as if you did not know that women had a soft spot for pooches. if you weren't so darn cute i would wonder if you weren't pure evil.
7. rob having the ability to play a geek, a gay artist and a parapalegic and still have women swoon for him. and dare i say if he ever starred in the "andy dick" life story, we would be turned on with that role too. wow rob what is it about you?
8. and finally. he is british. he can never be president of the united states. i know, i know, you are saying to yourself, "why is that such a big deal?" it is a big deal because only he can pardon me of my crime of obsessing over his fine young ass.
6
AMEN SISTER!!!!!
7He does look like a Young Republican!
8Audreystar, those were awesome!!! My favorite part was "cougar dirty". That would be the perfect name for an over 35 chick rock band or something. LOL!
9The article was great too. I just hope Rob manages to keep it together in the fame game. I so don't want to see him self-destruct like so many others have.
Audrey!
10That's hilarious!
11it's funny but these are some of the reasons i love him !
12"...god must have been really frisky the day he created rob."
Loved that Audreystar; those reasons are perfect!
13"6. wants to make a valentine for his pooch. come on rob, as if you did not know that women had a soft spot for pooches. if you weren't so darn cute i would wonder if you weren't pure evil."
My favorite reason - by far!
14I feel a bit cougar dirty as well.
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